sahrabarik:

do u guys think lesbians can have breeding kinks

Yes

No

Why do you wanna know this

I just think theres more to omegaverse than the preg/breeding thing

See Results

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whimsigothwitch:

Handle with care

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posts-with-10000-notes-in-spirit:

felixcloud6288:

flyin-shark:

felixcloud6288:

flyin-shark:

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don’t fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

Fellas (gender neutral), you heard him. Ready the catapults.

current note count: 4,872

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nastywizard:

nastywizard:

I’ve become a vendor at an antique fair and needless to say I’m experiencing levels of autism previously unknown to man. I’m using my Encyclopedic knowledge of teacups beam on you

SEE MY TEACUPS BOY

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popbrut:

Much can be said about the babygirlification of grown internet men but im kinda obsessed with how this pic of Jerma985 is giving ‘idol anime/gacha waifu christmas promotional card’

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7ft-tall-shadow-creature:

sharlatan-ka:

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream… capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks… before you know it half the pint gone

the children yearn for the mines

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thickness-protection-program:

At work: “when I get home I WILL create something!”

*Gets home*

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sirpepperston:

the FBI agent interrogating me: I’m not going to ask you again. What is this pokemon’s name?

me, beaten within an inch of my life:

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thebluewizardsaregay:

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lesslaigirlvyy:

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shimomcdragon:

fastrainbowdas:

nokiabae:

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

I’m in the last 47.33% 

I shouldn’t have taken that test

Am I fucking stupid LMAO

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spirallingstarcases:

“what do you listen to?” music. “what kind of music?” the kind that gets my dick hard what the fuck are these questions

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were–ralph:

this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them

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