Shut. The fuck. Up.
One fire pit to rule them all.
Me: aw ye cosplay
Person: Can i have your picture?
Me: Wait what shit fuck how do I pose what do i do help-
no balloon furniture
i spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out what assassins creed game had balloon furniture in it
this is probably my favorite joke from futurama tbh
I don’t get it.
Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
waiting for the “steal her look” trend to die down
I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing
THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY
That’s prob about 12 hours
extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.
LOTR Extended = 681 minutes
Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes
Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes
Let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes
The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.
let’s weed out the weak ones
i have an incredibly hard time believing the fact that the phrase “i will face god and walk backwards into hell” was created by dril and not taken from some 16th century literary epic